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New Definitions
Wednesday, August 8 Here
are some interesting definitions I noticed in the Tenth Edition of Merriam
Webster's Collegiate Dictionary:
"heat exhaustion a condition marked
by weakness, nausea, dizziness, and profuse sweating that results from
physical exertion in a hot environment; compare HEATSTROKE."
"heatstroke a condition marked
esp. by cessation of sweating, extremely high body temperature, and
collapse that results from prolonged exposure to high temperature."
"jackie chan exhaustion a condition
marked by weakness, nausea, dizziness, and profuse sweating that results
from extended exposure to recent American-made films; compare TSUIHARKSTROKE."
"tsuiharkstroke a condition marked
esp. by cessation of logic, extremely high body count, and collapse
that results from prolonged exposure to rapid cutting and a lack of
identifiable human emotion."
By the way, reviews of Rush
Hour 2 and Time
and Tide will be posted in the next couple of days.

The day after I wrote my last editorial, I suffered a
bad case of heat exhaustion and nearly had a heatstroke. It's been over
100 degrees Fahrenheit here in North Texas for weeks. Right about now
the Southern Hemisphere sounds like a good place to live.
Coherent movie viewing has been curtailed for me lately
(that's what happens when your brain gets a bit fried), but I did manage
to see Satin Steel (Jade
Leung, Anita Lee Yuen Wa, Russell Wong; enjoyable b-movie with plenty
of ridiculous action); Planet
of the Apes (a strange hybrid; as if Ang Lee had cut all
the talking out of Crouching Tiger and directed the action sequences
himself; terrific production design and make-up; properly predictable
ending); first 30 minutes of The
Private Eyes (very silly and funny so far; love the "wocka-wocka"
music); The Godfather
Parts 1 and 2 (for the umpteenth time; still classic and compelling
because the filmmakers' artistic ambitions perfectly mirror the characters
in the film); America's Sweethearts
(tired and lacks any creative spark; feels like a remake of a film made
in the '30's with updated mid-'90's cultural references); Macross
Plus (my first Anime but not my last; incredibly colorful,
great silences, memorable music, distinct characters); the aforementioned
Rush Hour 2
(despite what I wrote above, I actually liked this when considered as
an American comedy with some action); Jurassic
Park III (sorry for those who hated it, I loved the buzzsaw
pace and the creativity of the new plot elements; I also love watching
computer dinosaurs eating overpaid American actors who must run and
scream a lot); and some other stuff I can't remember right now.
Also saw the theatrical trailers for the upcoming films
The One (possibly a terrible disaster in the offing), Windtalkers (looks
dynamic, but so did the trailer for Mission: Impossible 2), and The
Musketeer ("featuring fight choreography by famed Taiwanese director"
or something like that -- how come I had to look up his bio in HKMDB?
I must be really stupid).

Site news: Still have not updated the
older individual review pages, and still have a lot of plans for what
I would like to do. The pace of work in my paying job has picked up,
however, leaving less time to mess around on the site. More reviews
are coming next week, including Could You Kill My Husband, Please? (Michael
Wong and Jade Leung) and Clueless (also describes what I know about
this movie).
As always, please feel free to e-mail
me your comments, whether positive or negative.
peter
Editor / Reviewer / Webmaster
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